no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 4, 2021

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Kamehameha-nut

To ejaculate on somebody with immense force.

watch as I Kamehameha-nut all over her face

by God Killer Quavious June 22, 2025

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

blind nut

Your a blind nut.

Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut

by Weldingdog May 6, 2018

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.

Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022