is that a monkey?

we may never know if its a monkey.

Bob: hey Chris, is that a monkey?
Chris: idk

by risrassser12 August 22, 2022

monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.

Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.

by KiKo513 January 01, 2014

bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 07, 2009

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 10, 2023

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 28, 2012

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 27, 2012

monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

by J Bug February 20, 2016