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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020
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Ice monkey

A tower that appears in Bloons monkey city, Bloons TD6, and Bloons Adventure Time TD. The Ice monkey existed as a concept before these titles however it went with the names "ice ball" (in btd2 and btd3) and "ice tower" (in btd1, btd4, btd5, and bad battles) instead.

The tower itself has a radius of which it can attack. Its attack affects the entire radius where it freezes Bloons although it has a cap of how many Bloons it can affect.
Person 1: Hey I finally unlocked the Ice monkey
Person 2: Really? That one is great when it comes to races due to its high pierce.
by Machixius January 7, 2021
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Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
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RE Monkey

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.
Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
by StingerRep March 6, 2021
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