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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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New berry

A trampy place full of scruffs all thinking they ard with a joint in there mouths

Harper green full of smack heads doubt ever drug under the sun all the lads think they solid cause they drive cars and carry weapons and girls a just pure slags who will get there ass out for a cig

Post office a shop where everything chill and terriers the shop

Kraves there local food place wat they terrorise everday

And you can’t forget the uthclub where everyone does there dirty shit
by New burry December 17, 2019
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new fires

A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.
Oh my, did you see the latest group of New Fires in orientation? I doubt they will last a week!
by chachajoe November 11, 2019
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New Burnside

A little town, well a village, in the fucked up state of Illinois. It is very small

HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.

WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.

WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.

WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....

Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.

What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.

Whos there- no one...just a reminder
by mmdluvr777 March 23, 2011
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News Hangover

The 24-48 hours after a major event where there is not a lot of news to talk about.
Today was a news hangover so we didn't have a lot to talk about in government.
by Staercke.Alex October 5, 2017
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New jersey giants

by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023
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New Word

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024
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