Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

Green bay high school

A place where members of staff can watch kids piss with no consequences

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my kid goes to Green bay high school"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023

northampton high school

in lesbian capital of the world

northampton high school did not give letter grades
did you see that masshole? they probably went to northampton high school.

by papasdonuterialuvr December 8, 2023

High School

The age of old dead white men we really don't need to know about

Shakespeare is one of the many old dead white men we really do not need to learn about in high school

by sparks is confused March 6, 2022

Wellesley High School

A school where anyone can be whatever they/them want, Football boys wear jerseys and walk with a waddle, while girls wear lululemon.

I go to Wellesley High school so I can be anything, even a korean Dictator, or I can walk on all fours, one even poop in a litter box.

by anonymous September 29, 2022

Rayner Stephens High School

an absolute unhygienic shithole full of absolute knobheads and sexist mongy teachers

Person: ‘Should I move to Rayner Stephens High School’
Other person: ‘No it’s a shithole’

by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023

Biotechnology High School

A place where the students are so smart that they need to take IB classes because AP classes are just too easy. 100% Smarter than High Technology High School kids. People who have plated over 100 plates of agar and transformed bacteria. Students who sleep when they get back to their homes and, study from 6pm-3am and repeat the cycle. They are all allergic to IB Spanish. If you apply here, good luck getting through all four years.

Yeah I know a kid from Biotechnology High School, but he/she/they are always studying for something. How much could they really be studying for?

by BTHS kid December 21, 2023