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For my friend 

The first person on my mind in the morning when I wake up and the last person on my mind before going to bed will always be you. You are my dream come true, and I always anticipate seeing your beautiful face. I love you to the moon and back. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Good morning, my love. When I sit down to think of all that has happened in my life. I discovered you are the best of all the things that happened to me. You are the queen of my heart, the one that makes meaning to my life. Without you, I feel incomplete. May your day memorable and awesome. I adore and cherish you forever. Good morning, queen. With you on my mind, my days are always blissful. You have an extraordinary place in my heart. Your presence in my life has brought joy and peace of mind to me. Without you, my life makes no sense. I love and appreciate your presence in my life. May your day be blissful and yield a positive outcome. Good morning, my angel.
For my friend by Flowkord March 15, 2020

Friendship is Manly 

A animated YouTube parody of the characters from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, reenacted by bulky muscular men.
A very over-rated YouTube video if you ask a sane person.

Also known as the gayest (most homosexual) thing ever animated. It's super gay by both definitions of the insult.

Remember that scene from the He-man & She-ra movie where Prince Adam rode on the back of a horse with Bow through a enchanted forest? Yeah that was straight compared to this.
Big Gay Al: I just watched that video 'Friendship is Manly'. God thats like the gayest thing I've ever seen.
Mr Slave: Oh Jesus Christ, you watched that too? *shivers* Jesus that was so gay.

Oh no, please don't play Friendship is Manly, Im straight!

That Friendship is Manly video is so gay it turned a gay guy straight.
Some one that you an do everything with! and that means everything!! but unless your mad at them or there mad @ u then they could stab you in the back! or if they are boys you could develope into more than freinds and could be boyfriend and gurlfriend but if its more than that you could possibly end up in having sex
Jenny: Hey doug whats up?
Doug notta lot.but i was wondering if you will go out with me?
Jenny: Yea! sure!
Friend by Madin January 17, 2005

Girl Friend 

Notice the space between girl and friend before you read this.
A Really "Nice" girl who would like to be in your life as your friend, and nothing more or less. Literally just a friend. It literally gets that good, and if you're lucky she'll come at the right time when you're lonely and looking for a girlfriend and think she's interested but nope, she felt bad for your ass and is coming to be your "friend". Which introduces you into the 666th level of hell in which you get the spotlight of listening to her bitch all day instead of getting Pussy, but it's better than nothing right? No, it isn't, have some respect for yourself, that bitch will find another desperate guy as soon as you decide you're tired of her.
Valerie:"Hey Ron! What's up :)"
*Ron is slightly excited because he hasn't had female contact in two decades*
Ron: "O hey :>"
*After a week of talking with Valerie casually Ron decides to get her number because she treats him like the last girl he dated 24 years ago*
Ron:"Hey Valerie, you're pretty cool, we should keep in touch, whats your number?"
Valerie:"Oh, uh I don't really like you like that Ron. I thought we were friends, I'll give you my number though, here, we can talk later :D."

^

That is a raw example of what a girl friend is. Notice how in her second sentence she gives him a little hope at the end. Always watch for that.
Girl Friend by ImSoNEW May 29, 2018

Friendship inducement 

A postive term of the word stalking.
"Stalk" makes it sound sinister. I prefer to call it friendship inducement.

bipolar friendship 

The friendship where you and (a) friend(s) are best friends one day; laughing, talking, hugging, sharing secrets, and the next day you are crying from all the fights you've been having.
Fighting consists of:
Shit talking
Bitch Slapping
Backstabbing
Rude Behavior that offends others (racist, sexist, biogtry, YO MAMA jokes, etc)
Lying
Bipolar friendships are common among females.
Henry: Hey, you and Mandy comin' to the party tonight?

Giselle: Nah. We're not talking. Girl doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut.

Henry: *sigh* Bipolar Friendship.
bipolar friendship by Nanyy June 18, 2011