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Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.
Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.
by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018
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chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia
Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey
by Clam pussy December 1, 2018
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Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
“God your such a fucking trash monkey
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018
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Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.
You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.
by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018
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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
by p0kerface February 14, 2019
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Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
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