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to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2015
mugGet the to get the monkey off your backmug.

Trumps flying monkey mach

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
by Communi February 18, 2021
mugGet the Trumps flying monkey machmug.

monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.
When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass
by that kid righht there August 6, 2006
mugGet the monkey bumblemug.

monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009
mugGet the monkey napmug.

Arch Monkeys

A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. Basically a loose canon mixed with a bit retarded
Man, my brothers are acting like some arch monkeys whenever we have people over
by McC1 March 30, 2025
mugGet the Arch Monkeysmug.

Chunky monkey

When someone is too fat you call them a chunky monkey
Person 1: bro that guy is so fat

Person 2: yeah he is so chunky monkey
by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023
mugGet the Chunky monkeymug.

Monkey

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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