Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

Double-Michigan

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

by DayBed July 31, 2025

double monastery

An Eiffel Tower with two bald men

Check out those two guys pulling a double monastery with that girl on the corner.

by usedsocks June 28, 2019

Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

Double doogie

When someone or something gets destroyed twice

Tommy slapped me and dissed me i got double doogied

by Zinthesinner December 23, 2021

double enturdre

When one confuses another with senseless, run-on bits of text meant to make the target not know whether or not you are being sarcastic.

<Nerd> OH SHIT SHE'S GONNA GET SO WET AND LET ME TAP IT AFTER I SHOW HER MY NEW HE-MAN DOLL COLLECTION AND CASTLE GREYSKULL OMGGG
<Troll> yeah that works
<Nerd> SWEET! ...WAIT AMINUTE
<Troll2> lol nice double enturdre

by Chris K. Engel August 24, 2010

Hot spicy double

The act of a male having consuming hot sauce and rubbing a good portion of the same hot sauce on there dick before giving anal. There for destroying both their partners asshole and their own

Last night I did a hot spicy double with my girlfriend

by Rebel%736 May 25, 2021