Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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Friend

It has end in it for a reason.
Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.
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Friends

who? I don't have friends
A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.
by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021
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Friends

Something I don’t have and never will
Me: Hey! Wanna be friends
Them: Ew no you ugly fat rat
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Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.
My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4
by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 05, 2019
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Friends

An old 90's(but great) show in which 6 friends go through years together in many adventures like marriages, divorces, pregnancies, and many guest stars. (Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston) (rated TV14)
Him: Hey, did you see the latest Friends episode?
Other him: Yeah! Jennifer Aniston got pregnant?!
by Lilly's cool February 17, 2016
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