A Bunny Shit

One of many bunny shits that comes from a rabbit at one time. They are usually found in piles.

When someone is too cheap to buy seedless watermelon, I like to sneak a bunny shit in when they are not looking. The reaction is great.

by James Bondage II October 12, 2008

Shit Creek

When you get stuck in bad situation.

Man, Tim got friend zoned. I feel bad for him cause now he's up shit creek.

by yomommaskipp January 19, 2014

Shit Noodle

Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.

"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."

*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)

by PrettyLittleBryers October 1, 2014

eat shit

verb; to trip and or fall, to embarrass oneself

"HAHAHAHA did you see Allison eat shit?!?"
"haha no man, I bet it was funny though"

by ALEXISNICOLE December 16, 2014

Piece of shit

A biological father of a Sara who is never around and smells bad.

That piece of shit doesn't even help pay for my car insurance.

by Ssmandawg July 13, 2016

clown shit

A commonly employed theme in haunted attractions; most often using day-glo paint, a selection of Killer Klownz masks, stupid horns and sometimes 3D glasses. The aim is to appeal to the small portion of attendees who suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). People who are afraid of clowns are afraid of one in the middle of a brightly lit room and to those who are not afraid of clowns it is stupid and boring.

I really enjoyed the haunted house we visited last night, except for the clown shit maze; that was lame.

by The Haunt Prophet October 20, 2015

Random Shit

A carton of Bourbon & coke zeros

I feel bit shite I drank to much random shit last night.

by DBayDad July 5, 2019