Sea-Chicken

A bird commonly found by the sea, almost as bad as pigeons. Also are called The Jerry.

Look at all those sea-chickens!!!

by Iluvhotm0ms03 June 13, 2022

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Chicken nuggets

This food is the preferred food of the gods, it makes wars over how good it is.

See also: Gimme more, Yum Yum, God's blessing.

Leader - "What do we want?"
Crowd - "Chicken nuggets!"
Leader - "When do we want it?"
Crowd - "Now!"
*Cuts to news reporter*
TV reporter - "And that's how Mc Donalds got swarmed this Saturday"

by That one really annoying guy June 13, 2022

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Chicken

Take me back duo

I miss chicken :(

by OfficialRaymondRivera June 15, 2022

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I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.

by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022

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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

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