Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Kuffermanmug. He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. by Jack=bad April 20, 2021
Get the Jacks Breakfastmug. by Mara x Herron January 9, 2019
Get the Jack Paynemug. Jack Muir is transgender, photosynthesis, bisexual, non-binary, tall, dark, and handsome. He often falls asleep on facetime with his mouth wide open probably thinking of other men's dingaling. He is alpha male, and his only personality trait is a soccer ball. He tries of show off his gains and abs. He only wears a Simpson shirt, nothing else and calls it a fit.
by adolf rizzler December 3, 2022
Get the Jack Muirmug. A Jack is a person or perhaps an animal who claims other humans or animals as their children out of care, loving, or fun
Origin of A Jack: Jack Riley
Origin of A Jack: Jack Riley
by Jaxets May 9, 2019
Get the Jackmug. by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019
Get the jack carpentermug.