Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

Cats

Cats are cute animals that haves cute meow

'' I love cats''

by ilovecat69 July 12, 2022

Cats

Cats are feline friend that will keep you awake at night bcuz they hungry

"I need to feed my cat"

"I love cats"

by ilovecat69 July 13, 2022

Doja Cat

What would be referred to as "Godess". Protector of our planet; Planet Her.

*Timmy's arm begins to mysteriously fall off* "Oh my goodness Timmy! *bows head* Oh Doja Cat I beg you protect my good friend Timmy."

by the stanky mule July 13, 2022

Cut them like a cat

secretly psychotic aggressive behaviour

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat

by sunilpal July 14, 2022

SugarPlum (The Cat)

The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH

SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!

by Felix Kanky July 14, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.

A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022