Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

to nut

to nut, to cum hard

when you are about to nut and bae comes in (insert lenny face here)

by hivie June 8, 2017

deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Hut & nut

The desire to just go home or to your hotel room after a long day of work and tug one out

After a long day of flying, all the FO wanted to do was pull a hut & nut

by stefunny77 February 16, 2023

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

Hot Nuts

1. Putting hot sauce on your boyfriend's testicles and performing oral on them.

2. A spicy snack of peanuts covered in lime and chili flavor powder made by Takis.

"I had some hot Nuts last night!" "Do you mean Takis peanuts or the other kind?"

by Freddy F. February 9, 2022

nut

Best food

If a nut isn't in your favorite food list, we can't be friends, you actual piece of human filth.

by HypothermiaIsCool April 20, 2018