Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

cum

Something that comes out of ur penis when ur horney

FUCK I'M CUMMING BECAUSE JESSICA MADE ME

by mary grace WEARNE December 29, 2022

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

Cum

Cum

I cum

by Astupidfuckingretard445 April 7, 2021

Cum

Stop looking this up in urban dictionary. Go get help perv

When you look up cum in the urban dictionary bc ur a perv and need jesus

by CrustyEmoFromWhoville September 26, 2021

Cum

Cum is cum, but "cum" in Romania, is "how"

Hi Lutu, cum are you?

by Fost Jucator B-HOOD March 20, 2022