Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021

jacking

To not pay attention then wonder what's going on/happened once the conversation has ended

we were making plans today then Sean asked what we were doing, we told him to stop jacking and maybe he would know the plans

by The only A October 24, 2023

Jack fowler

The king of fitties. No one can beat him.

“Jack fowler is so fit”

by Ilovejackfowlerxxx June 30, 2019

Jack Speer

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Jack Speer is a silly guy! :3

by BeastMode347 October 8, 2023

Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.

After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.

by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024