Deez Nuts

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This joke is told by men with a small penis
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Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022

no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.

he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator

by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 9, 2021

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 11, 2024

Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022

Nut Swinger

Someone who defends a celebrity or athlete to no ends. Often blinded by fandom.

Kyle is such a nut swinger. He still believes Lebron is the GOAT over Jordan.

by Nateroo77 April 11, 2020

Nut Slotting

When you gape your dirty little nut slot

I got some nut slotting to do.

by Dr. Punk Princess August 18, 2024

Nut

To cum all over your sexual partners face also commonly used in the term "Bust a fat nut"

Im about to nut all over you

by F u c k m e d a d d y August 10, 2018