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Kids

Hey, I would die and kill over a lot of things and you just aren't going to give a shit if I kill an incel.
Hym "It isn't that I want to kill your kids... It's that I want to kill the guy responsible for doing this to me this so badly that I will gladly kill your kids as a proxy if you are going to chose to defend them. Which you have. And it isn't me who's responsible for it because I don't give a fuck what I did that makes you think this is justified... If I am the impetus for your actions... The people who started it were doing it and it spread before I threatened anyone. So, what's the deal here Jordan? What's it going to be?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
mugGet the Kidsmug.

Vroom Kid

Kids that love to drive Cars...
Hey I am Vroom kid, I love driving my Car.
by Keith "Gallagher&M. Rowlizzle December 16, 2008
mugGet the Vroom Kidmug.

Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old
by Kennonical October 2, 2023
mugGet the Gen Z Band Kidmug.

ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.
Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
by jimyjohn December 19, 2021
mugGet the ipad kidmug.

Kid

A kid is also know as a baby goat.
by Piglet 11234 June 21, 2017
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
mugGet the Band kidmug.

kids

kids
are ya ready kids?
by qwopqwop May 8, 2022
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