Metru nut

A large ejaculation, big enough to cover a city.

Person A: I’m going to Metru nut

Person B: No, it’ll go everywhere

by Davefigoni May 12, 2022

Nut Tober

A challenge in which you have to ejaculate every time of the number of the day

Im about to complete nut tober but the 30th i have to nut 30 times that day.

by Hipster2 October 24, 2022

No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!

by botdude October 27, 2022

No nut November

NNN is a term used along teenagers. It means that during the month "November" you can't masturbate/ejaculate
you can only watch 18+ movies/images/clips etc. But you cannot masturbate. This whole process takes 30 days, if you complete it you will be eligible for DDD. During DDD you can masturbate.

- Bro, it's almost November that means only one thing... No nut november
- Yes man, I know I hope I will survive it
- Hope i survive it too

by sefunight October 29, 2022

Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".

Do you know SawCon. SawCon deez nuts!

by Mjan October 31, 2022

No Nut November

Otherwise known as NNN, it is the god forsaken month for the majority identifying as males. No Nut November is the month in where you are not allowed to peak, nut, or ejaculate in any way for any reason. Females and those of other identifying genders may try to lure and trick you into peaking. Do NOT do it. By the laws of human nature, this is not something we should, and will not allow. WLR will help.

jordan: "that bitch bad asl bro. i outta fuck her in the ass bro."
michael: "ayoo nahh brodie it's no nut november.

jordan: "im so real 4 that tho."

by anonymous November 1, 2022