A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.
Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”
by I have gonorrhea sksksksksk October 4, 2019
Get the Salish Middle School mug.A nazi camp where the hold you hostage for 8 hours, in Gurnee, Illinois. The teachers are terrible. Half of them don't give a shit about your life and say,"Fight the Pain!" Most of my friends are white because half of this school is whites only. Rest are just Mexicans, African Americandls, and Asian. The kids at this school are assholes. They treat people with disrespect and have the IQ of 50-75. The kids here don't want to learn. They just like talking back to teachers because they think they are "cool." I advise parents not to enroll their child into this hellhole because it gets bad in the middle of the year.
by BigJognny69 April 16, 2019
Get the Woodland Middle School mug.Most are extremely immature and they do not think that a mature clean cut man who is going places is good enough for them; when really these clean cut men are too good for them. These girls think they’re better then everyone else and think the world revolves around them. They will accept all most any low class scum bag that treats them like a stray dog. They will wear yoga pants to show off their ass because they know that’s all they bring to the table. Think they’re cute? And one of them catches you looking at them you’re “creepy”. Don’t play sports? You’re not good enough for them. Don’t even try asking one out… they’re way too immature to handle it they can’t just consider you and say “yes” or “No I’m not interested, sorry! “And leave it there. They got to go around telling other immature high school girls that you asked them on a date; now you’re considered “creepy” because you’re not good enough for them. Stay away from High School girls! Wait till they grow up because they’re the most immature girls I have ever seen.
Clean cut man #1 " I've been talking to one of those hot high school girls in my study hall and I think I'm gonna ask her out to dinner!"
Clean cut man #2 "NO don't do that ! she's gonna call you creepy and a stalker because you don't play sports and you're not good enough for her. That is what they think of us! Trust me I asked one out to dinner last year!"
Clean cut man #1 "Wow what a bitch, I'm definitely not gonna fall for that buffoonery!"
Clean cut man #2 "NO don't do that ! she's gonna call you creepy and a stalker because you don't play sports and you're not good enough for her. That is what they think of us! Trust me I asked one out to dinner last year!"
Clean cut man #1 "Wow what a bitch, I'm definitely not gonna fall for that buffoonery!"
by The Bar owner April 30, 2014
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The school has high walls, mainly resembling that of a military fortress, or a state pen·i·ten·tia·ry, or even an institution for mentall illness.
Well known amongst other schools for having high levels of security ,and it's students who are dressed in corny army pants.
The school has surveillance cameras on every gate from the outside, and every class room ,and corridor from the inside. This is mainly due to the fact that the school is led by a bunch of psychopathic adminstrators.
Furthermore, the school hires non-professional ,uneducated,unorganized, corrupt people who contribute day by day to the deterioration of the school.
For instance , a math teacher that gets bribed , in exchange of good grades to students.
The school has high walls, mainly resembling that of a military fortress, or a state pen·i·ten·tia·ry, or even an institution for mentall illness.
Well known amongst other schools for having high levels of security ,and it's students who are dressed in corny army pants.
The school has surveillance cameras on every gate from the outside, and every class room ,and corridor from the inside. This is mainly due to the fact that the school is led by a bunch of psychopathic adminstrators.
Furthermore, the school hires non-professional ,uneducated,unorganized, corrupt people who contribute day by day to the deterioration of the school.
For instance , a math teacher that gets bribed , in exchange of good grades to students.
by Joe666 November 27, 2009
Get the Al Faris School mug.Methuen High School is one of the most fucked up high schools in existence. 90% of the students are either smoking during school, or posting on Facebook about their many bugouts and how they "got so muthafuckin high last night." The students there even have sex in the fucking band room. The principle walked in on them, and only God fucking knows what happened to those dumbass cunts. No one likes it there, and nobody gives two fucks about their grades. Students walk around the hallways flipping teachers off and telling them to "go fuck themselves." The food there looks worse than the shit you could find in a garbage can. And apparently one of the principles is allergic to weed, so if you want to be a dick and smoke it in the hallway, he'll get a rash when he walks by you, and your retarded-ass self will have a one way trip to a five day vacation at your house.
by Some Turd November 30, 2011
Get the Methuen High School mug.Memorial high school is full of a bunch of spoiled shit heads. We don’t smell broke so if you don’t own AirPods and a basic pair of vans, you don’t #exist. Oh let’s not forget eveyones nicotine addiction juul = cuul, and the fucking snitches who need to mind their own damn business. We also try to be just as basic as everyone else in frisco but can’t bc well we suck.
Ava: you got a juul?
Victoria: why wouldn’t I, I go to memorial high school
Ava: silly me I should’ve known
Victoria: why wouldn’t I, I go to memorial high school
Ava: silly me I should’ve known
by cockfuckyourdad69 January 21, 2019
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Me: "Ay man, my new school is jank."
Josh: "Oh yeah, Is it a Spoto High School?"
Me: "Dude! How'd you know?!"
Josh: "Oh yeah, Is it a Spoto High School?"
Me: "Dude! How'd you know?!"
by L'keda April 25, 2011
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