CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

No nut november

An internet challenge where guys won't watch porn, bust a nut or anything like that.

Joe: hey Billy, how's no nut november?
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.

by YourHellaStrange November 7, 2021

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018

No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.

Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...

by Gold86star November 19, 2020

Drop the Nuts

1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.

2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.

"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"

"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"

by Steve Blends August 21, 2023

No Nut November

Only rule is not to nut over the course of November. Wet dreams count. No nutting!

Hey did you hear Trey had a wet dream, hes out of No Nut November

by Supahotfirea November 24, 2019

Dough-Nuts

Cash, dollars, cheese, skrill, money!

“Weather By trains planes or automobiles you better have my Dough-Nuts! Homeboy!

by Chinkymike February 16, 2020