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kid

Used in gaming to describe anyone.
Dying to someone and calling them a "kid" and bad, but in reality probably an adult/elder or just a kid in total.
by The Real Not Fake Man Person August 29, 2020
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rabbit kid

a kid who looks like a clapped dip shit who has rabbit teeth bigger than big Ben and a fore head the size of an aircraft and gets bullied
a clapped rabbit kid ate your crisps
by Not curry muncher June 22, 2019
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Fortnite Kid

A kid, often middle school aged, who is in love with the game Fortnite and may have more enthusiasm than actual skills. May need a little help upping his or her skills.
Aw give the Fortnite Kid a break, he's gotta learn the moves.
by Buildtheworldyouwant October 31, 2021
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i hate kids

Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first
Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*
by StaleGreenTaki August 2, 2023
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Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.
He kid my work keys.
by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021
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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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Minigames kid

THE most annoying type of kid that can EVER play Gorilla Tag, alongside toxic people and hackers. They just won't shut up about wanting to play minigames. They're so desperate they literally scream it at the top of their lungs!
some random ass kid: *screams at the top of their lungs* DO YOU WANNA PLAY MINIGAMES!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!??!!!?!!?!?!!??!??!??!!!?!!??!!??!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!

everyone: omg minigames kid everyone leave the server *leaves the room*
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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