closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

cheese

cheese

cheese

by OLD-HAM January 21, 2023

Creak cheese

The result of a hot day mixing anal perspiration (swamp ass) and fromunda cheese. Hi

It was so hot and humid Timmy's sweat was brewing up hellish creak cheese.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

mac and cheesed it

To go down a hard ski slope without making any mistakes or slowing down. Often used to exaggerate a task performed easily.

Trent: Dude I went off the trail on that double black diamond, going over rocks and trees and shit, and guess what bro?
Tyler: what?
Trent: I mac and cheesed it.
Tyler: classic Trent

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017