A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.
• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025
Get the Council of Catsmug. by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
Get the Cat Sodamug. by Harold's Nuggets June 17, 2022
Get the Cat Fightmug. A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.
by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020
Get the Literally a Catmug. When your mind wanders because someone is talking about cats and you suddenly have a brilliant idea. Commonly used for creative brainstorming on dates and at social gatherings.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
Get the Cat Ideamug. The star chamber of any AR/M4 style weapon. Named so, as it is the hardest part of the gun to clean.
by 50's Man April 24, 2023
Get the Cat's Assholemug. The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.
Preferably ginger.
Used to describe an angry little mate.
Preferably ginger.
Used to describe an angry little mate.
by PenCat March 11, 2015
Get the tip catmug.