penis

because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here

your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of

by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020

penis

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.

Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass

by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019

Penis

male genitals, male sex organ; procreation juice pipe.

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.

by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019

penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!

penis in my butt i dont give a fuck

by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022

penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh

yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts

by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013