new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other
I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day
by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020
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new jercan

He's not Puerto Rican or New Yorican. He's from Trenton NJ. He's a New Jercan.
by TX Pete May 10, 2023
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New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.
ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.
by hoodiye December 31, 2023
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Fox News

A bunch of clowns who do nothing but yell at each other
Fox News tends to be a very biased network
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Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
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Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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