Penis

Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.

Penis something I want.

by Nutter Butter 69 420 May 24, 2020

Penis

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Giga Penis

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025

Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it

Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis

by Booey ooey May 18, 2024

Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex

penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good

by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022