Dez-nuts

Suffix for these nuts

Drake likes Dez-nuts on his chin

by Dr.Cream April 26, 2022

monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

NUTS!

The origin of nuts came from General McAuliffe in world war 2 at the battle of the bulge in Belgium. In 1944 mid-December, a German commander requested the "honorable surrender" of General McAuliffe and his troops to which General McAuliffe sent the German commander just the word "NUTS!" which also means "go to hell."

To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne. "There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. Troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town."

To the German Commander: "NUTS!"

by cantinaguessedit April 30, 2022

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

BIG FAT UGLY NUTS

something that is very similar to a lolipop

i like to suck people's big fat ugly nuts

by deyan big boi May 3, 2022

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022