Penis

The hard thing a man has

You have a hard Penis

by ddcd February 2, 2022

penis

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.

Only men have a penis.

by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022

Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

Penis

Ew

You have a penis? ew

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)

Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"

by cy0man February 5, 2022