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McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
by x427 January 9, 2023
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Mack time

When a quick nap is urgently needed to finish strong
After a long day, all it took was a little mack time to get it done
by Bossman65 February 13, 2021
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A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
by Grimgold April 21, 2019
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clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting
person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time
by ksova December 23, 2022
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Good time Charlie

A person with a certain level of responsibility, such as a police officer or military. Who basically fucks off on their duties party, do/sell drugs, etc.
“You swear an oath to protect citizens above yourself every time you wear that uniform, but we all know you’re just a good time Charlie…you’re under arrest for taking bribes, drug trafficking, and solicitation of a prostitute. Hand over your badge and gun. And the other gun. And the other one, and the other, and that one…..”
by Xxjuggalo_killaxX592 August 8, 2023
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scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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