Giant Black Penis 

one of the many things i wish i had

If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis

Giant Black Penis by asymptote October 23, 2003

Rebecca Black 

This is a girl who loves Fridays and can never make up her mind on which seat to take.

Today is Friday! Rebecca Black must be happy.

Rebecca Black by heygiiiirl April 4, 2011

Triple Black Diamond 

A type of legal weed that is sold 1.5g at a time. Some of the best spice out their that is both effective and cheap. Must be 18 years or older to buy

Dan: Dude we need good cheap spice man
Trevor: Exactly man lets go get some Triple Black Diamond

Triple Black Diamond by uziman55 June 17, 2011

go black 

To blackout

This is so crazy I'm about to go black.

go black by anitacarol November 27, 2016

The Black Parade 

1. Critically aclaimed thrid album by N.J band My Chemical Romance. It's a bit good. A bit very good. Seriously,think Aerosmith singing political folk songs written by Anne Rice and you're not even half way there. But,heck,it is good!
2.Can also refer to the army of seemingly identical My Chemical Romance fans:they all sport black hair,red ties and tight pants. Bless 'em.

1. "I LOVE The Black Parde. Let's call it emo hair metal!"
2.
"Oh no,The Black Parade!" I squealed upon noticing the gang of MCR loving teenagers marching towards me "They might steal my eyeliner!"
"Quick,hide!" shouted my friend. "They'll kill us,we're wearing Mudhoney shirts!"
Unfortunatley,I lost my leg and best friend that day,as The Black Parade tore her (and my leg) to pieces,saying they're Gods (ie: Gerard Way and co.) had told them to do it. It was an awful day.

The Black Parade by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

hipster black metal 

Equal to "Transcendental Black Metal" because the band is made up of pretentious hipsters who focus on life giving themes instead of Satanism, Darkness, Death, Anger, or Sorrow; and consider themselves higher than other, more kvlt, bands who wear corpse paint. Other traits of Hipster Black Metal is a focus on burst beats (just different drum beats in a song, not actually a type of drumming) and artsy music videos filled with non-kvlt themes like an airplane flight or live performance with out kick ass corpse paint.

Hipster1: Oh dude! This new album from (insert generic hipster black metal band name like "Liturgy")?!
Hipster2: No, what's it about?
Hipster1: Awh man! It is about life and how great it is! It's totally anti-corpse paint as well.

hipster black metal by HailSauronPage November 22, 2013

Sirius Black 

One of the best Harry Potter characters even though he is dead. All real fans know that.

Fan-fiction-fanatics, who don't know the difference between canon and fanon think Sirius Black is gay and still alive, even though JKR has said that he is truly dead.

Sirius Black by <3<3<3 July 9, 2005