A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 02, 2017
A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024
-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey
-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
-no she's a zebra monkey
-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
by Mike-pap May 21, 2013
When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 20, 2024
A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
David is a butt monkey
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
by Clam pussy December 01, 2018