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festival of bitches

When the comment section of a YouTube video or Facebook post spirals out of control with whiny trolls.
"What do we have here? Just a festival of bitches, it looks like over 300 comments of mostly NOs. You know, it's just funny to me that a bunch of dudes would have such a bitch attitude toward something like this."
by lbassman May 26, 2017
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Bitch Bits

The small peices of heroin that dont get used in the first shot...

Referred to in the Beatles' song "Happiness is a warm gun", John Lennon sings, 'I need a fix cause im going down, down to the bitch/bits i left uptown'.
What is that bum doing in that garbage bag??

He's scrounging for bitch bits... fuckin, junkie...
by imagine_enigami April 23, 2009
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Bitch Jinx

The Bitch Jinx, or Whiny Twat, is a Fantasy Football term when a participant routinely “cries” about their players’/teams’ low scoring efforts, before the match is complete. Only to then see those players/teams go on to blow up, leading to victory.
Dude was texting me mid way through the game congratulating me on my win against him. By the end of the game, he put up a two hundy spot on me. Total Bitch Jinx.

“Nice going, looks like you’re going to bury me this week. I hate fantasy football.”
“Don’t Whiny Twat me man. The game started five minutes ago!”
by Fred Football December 17, 2021
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Trench bitch

A hood/ghetto bitch that’s gonna ride with and for u all day everyday// she a street banger (go getter)
That’s my trench bitch running it up out there
by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022
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Bitch Patrol

Being in a group of friends and you're a bunch of sick cunts ready to take over the world. The Bitch Patrol is a group of emo bitches located in Western Australia, to be exepted into the group you must be ‘emo’. It is a very hard group to be included in this prestigious group as the terms of entry are extremely sevre and the interview is harsh. The group consists of six members all of which are emo and has either mental and/or medical disorders.

The bitch patrol must have at least one person of Asian ethnicity, one person of spanish descent and at least three other white people. Though unkown, they are specualted to be assassins hired by the government to take out assholes at local schools
Don't go to that bar, the Bitch Patrol will be there and we don't want to run into them tonight, they'll absoloutly destroy us.
by Pattawinning October 26, 2017
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asshat bitch

(Noun) An asshat and a bitch that have combined in such a way to create a terrible human being.
That boy is bitter because he has been given a girl's name which has turned him into an asshat bitch!
by Dan Loggins June 2, 2018
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Bitch Slap

When one, in the small time frame considered a "Snap", Administers a quick, and devastating attack, be it physical, or spoken/written
"Yo, Did you hear ?, someone just got Bitch Slapped in an argument"
by howitzerDemolition December 28, 2019
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