50 Yard Fakie

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"

"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

yard-yo

The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.

There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

yard buddy

2 people whome share a yard or farmland

Paul Williams is my favorite yard buddy

by Corn-Stalkk August 1, 2017

Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

Dūūne yard

Dūūne yard, is a slow motion Trap house that smells like vinegar that nothing but fetynal fiends frequent. Most likely to have never less than 12 to 17 opiate addicts pulling waps up with the one and only rig in the yard or smoking off the same spot stained piece of generic tinfoil.
Also a yard where your forsure gonna step in dog cat or human shit either coming in or leaving out only know yards are in Pierce County Washington (253)

Aye nigga is that compound over there juugin.
Fuck no that ain't no compound Them aren't tweeters
Them black and blue TRON ADDICTS
and it's THE DŪŪNE YARD WHERE U EITHER COME WITH SHITTY SHOES OR EXIT WITH SHIT ON THEM!!!!

by Mrmessymess September 3, 2021

50 yard line

The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.

That guy got the 50 yard line!

by kyirol February 8, 2014