Madong Wootentong

A grotesquely hairy, and often times, quite smelly foreign female reproductive cave that gives off a smell of ancient rotting cheese that's been dug up in the constipated ass of a dead woolly mammoth

Guy 1: Hey ma - holy shit! Why does your breath stink like fuck?!

Guy 2: .. Remember the girl from the bar last night? Well, she had a Madong Wootentong..

by Regina George Carmichael August 21, 2011

Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".

>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?

by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014

dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017

Danile Wooten

Dude-a

Stop-a

I love Danile Wooten

by Adam Gough November 28, 2018

Uncut wontongs

An uncut wontong is a penis with a forskin.

Jay is a big fan of uncut wontongs.

by RANFILTH December 29, 2018

Nigga Wonton

You’re typical Asian ghetto friend. The one that thinks he’s good at Basketball but he really isn’t. The one that fakes getting bad grades just to hang out with black people

Yo he such a nigga wonton, man. Tryna play basketball with us. I told him to get lost and study math.

by BVBSir September 5, 2019

van Wonterghem

The most beautiful person, inside and outside, you have ever met or will.

That person is perfection, she must be a Van Wonterghem.

by TerrorKraken June 19, 2020