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youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016
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WIT

THE ABILITY TO SAY CLEVER AND AMUSING THINGS
Tenali is famous for his wit and intelligence
by Sahithy January 3, 2021
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The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.
Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023
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Fuck wit sum

Telling a woman you like them and want relationship. Or maybe a one night stand
Say bro look ol girl over there go holla at her.

Bet!! Say love fuck with sum

Hey girl I like u fuck wit sum
by Herd meh!! May 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck wit summug.

Fitty wit a titty

A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.

I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.
Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar billthat's what I want to see!
by MikeTmobile October 12, 2016
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Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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witting

when multiple blue beams come out yo posterior
witting is when multiple blue meabs come out yo posterior
geer: im gonna witt all over the place
beer: oh no
by gdgdhshd January 12, 2024
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