A child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. Probably chats online with older women. Mother is most likely a Donald Trump supporter.
Where did Joe go? His mom called and he left. God! He's so umbilical whipped.
Where's Dan at? He's at the Republican primary. Oh. Yea.... umbilical whipped.
Where's Dan at? He's at the Republican primary. Oh. Yea.... umbilical whipped.
by Mr. E 9000 November 19, 2015
Get the Umbilical Whippedmug. The legendary weapon held by the masters of weeb shit and the coolio kids. There are 6 Waifu Whips in existence; 3 are in the hands of the coolio kids and weeb shit masters, while 3 other whips are lost in history.
The whips can take shape of a keychain or a ruler or etc. Often found on the whips are depictions of anime waifus , thus defining the waifu of the waifu whip.
It’s called the waifu whip because the weapon itself is used like a whip, swinging it and spanking your opponents.
The whip is powerful on adversaries like the retarded bishal and other autists
If get your hands on one, use it carefully because it’s a powerful weapon.
The whips can take shape of a keychain or a ruler or etc. Often found on the whips are depictions of anime waifus , thus defining the waifu of the waifu whip.
It’s called the waifu whip because the weapon itself is used like a whip, swinging it and spanking your opponents.
The whip is powerful on adversaries like the retarded bishal and other autists
If get your hands on one, use it carefully because it’s a powerful weapon.
by Autist slayer August 31, 2019
Get the Waifu Whipmug. It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.
by jcougs May 15, 2014
Get the Post Whippedmug. A swift covert whip of the bell-end. Should be executed with the tips of the fingers. For maximum painage have loose fingers when executing the bell-whip.
by Bell master September 25, 2003
Get the bell whipmug. by BlazinPonytail August 29, 2014
Get the Stripper Whipmug. by Crappymemer June 3, 2017
Get the whip lickermug. To grab the strands of a girls weave like the straps of a horse and whip it like you are riding her.
by WHIT3_VAD3R November 4, 2014
Get the weave whipmug.