Tidal Waving

The act of one riding a suction cup dildo in a tub full of water producing a tidal wave effect.

That bitch was in there tidal waving!

by Ajm92 April 29, 2025

Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.

My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

Mexican Waxing

Waiting for preexisting or applied fecal matter to dry on a hairy region of the body, then peeling off the dried fecal matter to remove the hair.

Cooper removed the hair around his anus using a Mexican waxing technique.

by ShitFlakeSteve January 17, 2026

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

mis-taken waving

When you think someone is waving to you , and you eagerly wave back saying hi just to find out the person is not actually waving to you, but the person behind you. This results in extreme humiliation , and failure to know what to do next.

Kelly waves at Suzie
Jackie thinks Kelly is waving at her and waves back , eagerly.
Kelly walks past Jackie and hugs Suzie, greeting her.
Jackie stands there vulgarly humiliated, unable what to do next.

Kelly and Suzie talk about how how Jackie has mis-taken waving at Kelly

by bostonbitch January 23, 2011

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015