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Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands
Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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Faggot Wanker

When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.
"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!
by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018
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goof wanker

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker
by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.
by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015
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