Vanilla Sex

BORING, normal sex

"Are you into BDSM?"
"Nah, I'm more into vanilla sex."

by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017

vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

vail

A term used to describe a mistake, generally of the sexual nature.

Shit Man! You pulled a Vail with that guy!

by K March 18, 2004

vagillion

Vagillion - n. a million vaginas or in reference to a lot of women.

Damn did you check out that hoodrat farm? There was a sick vagillion there.

by Christopher Quach October 27, 2007

vanilla sex

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex

person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."

by yuip August 2, 2009

vagilube

A color, similar to an off-pink or salmon. Also referring to a fictitious feminine hygiene product. "Problems with your snatch? No job is too nasty for Vagilube"

Damn, I can't beleive John is rockin that vagilube shirt tonight.

by vagilube October 2, 2005

vanilla pudding

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!

I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.

by GothicDeath November 16, 2010