uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly

Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!

by James Owens June 12, 2008

Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.

John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018

Uber-poosac

A very large and obnoxious poosac.

My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option.

by Brian June 11, 2004

Uber Flex

Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.

Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.

by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Uber-Concentrate

A phrase used to show exsessive concentration on an object or item.

Bob - " Hey mate.. why did you spend 20 minutes staring at that orange juice yesterday? "
Fred - " Because I uber-concentrated on the word concentrate "

by Arkuvio September 4, 2007

uber-coolness

Way beyond cool, you'll never get cooler then UBER-COOLNESS

stebie and jenna are uber-cool,
the Glendale Wags night out was uber-coolness

by -Steviee March 25, 2008