People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look
Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man
Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man
Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
by II Duce May 31, 2010
giving a girlsome double penetration
by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003
Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.
Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!
by DJ Break September 10, 2009
A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.
So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!
Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.
Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.
by CheapYuppie December 06, 2007
by Running like bolt April 12, 2019
When a group of coprophiliacs get together and stand in a circle, taking turns "dropping a deuce" (the two, so to speak) on the next person in the circle, who then stands up and continues on with the next person in the circle.
Fred: Let's get together tonight for a Circle of Two.
Jane: I'll bring the laxative.
Tom: I'll bring the plastic sheeting. My carpet cleaning bill from last time was horrendous!
Jane: I'll bring the laxative.
Tom: I'll bring the plastic sheeting. My carpet cleaning bill from last time was horrendous!
by Armon Vargett April 28, 2010
by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022