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Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans
-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."
by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016
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twitter is terrible

twitter is literally terrible, they cancel everyone for no reason, especially members from the dream smp
- hey, i heard dream got cancelled again, why?

- twitter is terrible

- understandable
by faytzh June 10, 2021
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Twitter swarm

n. a large, dense group of twitter users and/or bots who gather around a twitter target.

v. to move in large numbers to crowd, overrun, and target a twitter user's tweets and profile to chastise, abuse, and tweet at them for real or perceived wrong action(s), ideas, or attention.

v. the act of moving as a swarm or flocking to someone's twitter account to tweet mean things at them.
"The dude was wrong. So we Twitter swarmed him".

"Ed Sheeran was twitter swarmed by Game of Thrones fans who were unhappy with his cameo. He quit Twitter."
by MTL DeSweetie July 20, 2017
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twitter lesbian

a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed
person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight
by johnny4fears February 2, 2020
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Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.
Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.
by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020
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twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
by smh yea May 14, 2014
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Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.
The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"
by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017
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