When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.
by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016
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by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017
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2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012
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by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
Get the Tampon Turtle mug.Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.
roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"
People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"
People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011
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