I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010

Turnered

to be put in the most horrific situation

"Our little secret!" said Frank as he snuggles in bed with his son.
MUM: "I'll just finish this hot sweaty work, and then you can rummage m'gash"

by Urbandurban July 4, 2003

turfer

A conspiracy theorist who believes that the recent town hall meetings and Tea Party protests from conservatives and libertarians are part of a grand scheme of the Republican Party to defame President Obama and health care reform.

Look at Nancy Pelosi bitching on TV with her tin foil hat about the Tea Parties; what a turfer!

by SonOfLiberty76 September 1, 2009

tuner car

noun, an economy car bought off craigslist by a financially misguided young man that is "tuned" to achieve slightly greater straight line acceleration and maximum potential lateral acceleration. notable features 1. are exhaust modifications that are loud yet particulary "untuned," as in creating various unpleasant low frequencies in steady, droning disharmony 2. disproportiately large rims bearing "low profile" tires 3. the hood of vehicle is often a different color than that of the other body panels 4. ride height of vehicle often altered. watch for scraping upon exit of hamburger drive-in.

Primary reason for good used honda civics being priced astronomically high, tuner cars have become an icon for the continued irresponsibility, entitlement, and egomaniacal behavior on the public road system of the US today. They have replaced muscle cars as a locus of blame in the grand scheme of percieved danger on the highway. While tuner cars, as inanimate object are obviously not at fault, they do symbolize effectively the continuation of the american inability to reconcile the conflict of ego versus landscape where the young man choses an ideal of control in response to deep seated emotional ignorance. see also motorcycle in regards to this part of def

Nice tuner car, dude. That's a real constructive use of both your time and precious metal alloys. Can't wait to see you out there on the road exceeding the social agreement of speed limitation! You will certainly beat a "stock" Honda Civic to the next red light in your tuner car. And that joker won't know what to do when he catches up and you both stare at each other, at the same red light, in the same reliable, sensible, safe, cute-as-a button compact japanese automobile.

by motorcycle god January 31, 2009

turned out

to degrade and fuck a slut

Yo, G I turned that hoe out

by slick1 July 8, 2004

turneroff

what you want to do to your girlfriend's pussy when it stinks.

My girlfriend Sharon Turner had a pussy that smelled so bad I wanted to turneroff.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

Turners Lizard Zombie

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009