Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017

Tribute Tug

Rubbing one out in honor of someone that no one would ever masturbate too.

Robert - “At some point in your life someone has masturbated to the thought of you.”

Brian - “I don’t anyone has ever thought of me.”

Dillon - “I got you brah. My next one is a tribute tug for you.”

by Hardcore Hambo April 20, 2023

Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.

Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.

by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020

hangdown tugs

A workout performed by yourself or with others of the opposite sex, designed to work the forearms and shoulders by repetitive motions until the desired rep count is achieved.

Ok, we finished on the preacher curls. What's next?

We could do some hangdown tugs...

All right! Let's do it!

by Bustyoazzstichz February 10, 2018

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 18, 2014

Kansas Tug And Pull

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.

Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?

by Daman103747 July 1, 2018

Snug and Tug

When two gay men embrace in a snug (ususally while watching a Television Program) after a long night of activities. Both men engage each other in hand jibbers, creating a circle of sexual pleasure. Thus completing the Snug and Tug.

"Me and Grant went out bowling, got some Wendy's and Taco Bell, then went home to watch some Community and Snug and Tug."

by FERGERDERGERSON February 22, 2017