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cum too soon

When you plan to have a long love making session with your female partner, but you cum too soon - before you have a chance to put your penis inside her. This usually happens suddenly while your partner is giving you a hand job or blow job during foreplay
Mandy and I settled in for long love-making session last night, but I "cum too soon" while she was stroking me
by handk-er-chief January 17, 2008
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love you too

Means that you love the person but you don't really have the very much feeling for that person doesn't mean the same thing as I love you
Joe: " I love you Sam"
Sam: " love you too joe"
by Love smelling November 27, 2015
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A bit too strawberry

a phrase used to describe a woman/girl who can be known to enjoy lesbians over skype, a good fisting in costa, and persian gentleman futhernore this bitch often likes to describe people using dickhead phrases. Basically she's an all round thundercunt
by GodofKnowledge December 6, 2015
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Too hard basket

A metaphorical in-tray, or basket, into which ideas and/or tasks are mentally placed because they are are deemed to be taboo or extremely difficult to handle.
Sex for the seriously disabled is a subject that goes into many people's too hard basket.

The ordination of homosexual bishops is a concept that finds it's way into the too hard basket of many conservative church goers.
by WriteForFun December 31, 2010
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too much guacamole

Stated as fact internationally, there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole.
If anyone is ever heard saying, "Geez, I made too much guacamole!" immediately respond with the fact that there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole, it's just an urban myth.
by Uncle Bobfez June 12, 2011
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just too much

1:Too be way above everthing else;a feeling of being uber
2:Too the point of not being able too take anymore;the impossibilty too get harder, faster, etc.
1:Yo stay off mi jock, you kno I'm just too much.
2:Man that Algebra test was just too much yo!
by Triparauchi May 24, 2008
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Y-you too

A ridiculous comeback, an inside joke in the Jacksfilms fandom.
"You're dumb!"
"Y-you too"
by DonaldTrumpSucks July 7, 2016
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