drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

breakfast wine

The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.

That breakfast wine was so good.

by Nick02807 August 10, 2016

Catalina Wine Mixer

The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection

We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer

When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening

by SimpleJack42 October 13, 2020

Wine tasting

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.

"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."

by Nails&dice January 14, 2024

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Line wine

The wine you drink while you’re waiting in line for something.

The line was so long last night Eric drank a full bottle of line wine.

by Ottet69 May 13, 2019

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024