Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.
Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.
by curious_kai April 22, 2023
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captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
by Autterbox December 20, 2016
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captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.
by Ae5Ea8 January 16, 2016
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Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
The Roid Monkey could be Captain America
by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020
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captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse
by joelykins12 November 26, 2011
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Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.
by iSpeakDaTruthz February 18, 2011
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captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.
by burninoil January 03, 2012
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